Where's the gula?
Finding gula in this country is as difficult as finding water in the desert.
Went to a big pasaraya near my office and still no gula. With our XXL-sized cabinet team we still can't solve a simple problem like gula shortage. Why so stupid? The Pahang MB gave a brilliant solution that sounded like an-idea-coming-from-the-ass.
"Tak payah lah makan gula. Lagi baik. Makan gula banyak2 pun tak elok," katanya dengan lagak samseng yang dah menjadi sifat semulajadi beliau.
Simple solution from a simply stupid guy. Now I know why these people are called YB. Yang Bangang.
You're damn right I'm pissed. Not because of the lack of gula in my system. More got to do with the stupid people at Putrajaya. You guys can't even solve a simple problem like gula, how do you expect to deal with bigger issues? Like globalisation. Like FTA. Like macam-macam lagi.
After sniffing all over, managed to get my gula at my hometown pasar. Finally, but...
"Satu kilo aje ye dik."
Waddafak!
Went to a big pasaraya near my office and still no gula. With our XXL-sized cabinet team we still can't solve a simple problem like gula shortage. Why so stupid? The Pahang MB gave a brilliant solution that sounded like an-idea-coming-from-the-ass.
"Tak payah lah makan gula. Lagi baik. Makan gula banyak2 pun tak elok," katanya dengan lagak samseng yang dah menjadi sifat semulajadi beliau.
Simple solution from a simply stupid guy. Now I know why these people are called YB. Yang Bangang.
You're damn right I'm pissed. Not because of the lack of gula in my system. More got to do with the stupid people at Putrajaya. You guys can't even solve a simple problem like gula, how do you expect to deal with bigger issues? Like globalisation. Like FTA. Like macam-macam lagi.
After sniffing all over, managed to get my gula at my hometown pasar. Finally, but...
"Satu kilo aje ye dik."
Waddafak!
posted by aman at
7:38 PM
3 Comments:
Tak payah minam gulolah jang. Kalau nak air manih, poi kek somak belakang rumah tu ha, ambil ubi lombo, kumam lam mulut lopeh tu minum air paneh mati. Sodap air ee, manih sodang elok dan tak memudaratkan. Cubolah. Kok nak masak, nak yo uboh gulo, kek Pokan Sari Joseh kan banyak orang jual gulo anau. Uboh gulo anau lai sodap gulai ee. Kok tak, tak yah masak lauk orang kelumpo ni do, masak gulai kuning mano ada uboh gulo: lado, kunyit, nyior yo.
baru Tuhan tahan sikit nikmat gula...belum tahan nikmat oksigen lagi...
siti - den nak gak gulo gak buek air milo. gulai den tak pakai gulo ok.
lizzam - oksigen lain gula lain hal. this is a question of our own incompetence bukan soal tahan nikmat or whatever.
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