Mat Rempit
Read in the papers a few days ago. Putera Umno has this great idea about changing the name of Mat Rempit to Mat Cemerlang. It seems that it would give a more positive image hence might eradicate the lumba haram menace.
Those Umno guys never fail to amuse me.
So folks, you can sleep tight soon. No more vroom-vroom in the middle of the night. I mean how can you be a daredevil on the bike with that Mat Cemerlang name on your back.
Tak rock lah brader!
Ok ok let's see what sort of new names we can use for other social ills.
Hmmm let me see, how about this,
Bohsia - Minah Hadhari
Bohjan - Mat Hadhari
Mat Fit - Mat Hidup Melayu
Mat Skodeng - Mat Wawasan
Mat Syabu - Mat Gemilang
Kira ok lah tu brader...
Those Umno guys never fail to amuse me.
So folks, you can sleep tight soon. No more vroom-vroom in the middle of the night. I mean how can you be a daredevil on the bike with that Mat Cemerlang name on your back.
Tak rock lah brader!
Ok ok let's see what sort of new names we can use for other social ills.
Hmmm let me see, how about this,
Bohsia - Minah Hadhari
Bohjan - Mat Hadhari
Mat Fit - Mat Hidup Melayu
Mat Skodeng - Mat Wawasan
Mat Syabu - Mat Gemilang
Kira ok lah tu brader...
2 Comments:
What a name... Scared la...
Kalau seseorang tu cemerlang dalam pelajaran, kerjaya atau apa-apa aktiviti nak panggil apa pula? Kalau dipanggil pelajar cemerlang, atau pekerja cemerlang, bukankah ia akan beri konotasi yang mereka kaki rempit? Dia orang ni tak ada benda lain ke nak fikir? Nak diubah? Walau sebaik mana pun nama dipakai, kalau aksi berkaitan tak elok, apa gunanya?
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