Saturday, April 07, 2007

Undilah PUNDAK

There's a new party in town.

You gotta vote them in.

Check out the new party here.

It's so goddamned funny you'll die laughing.

Their slogan is Merdeka! Seterika! Kathrika!

And this is what they have to say about their logo.

2) Rasional Logo

Tanda Soal dan Tanda Seru

Gabungan Tanda Soal dan Tanda Seru mewakili frasa “Apa ke jadah?” ataupun dalam Bahasa Penjajah - “What The Fuck?”, yang sering digunakan oleh rakyat Malaysia dalam usaha mereka untuk memahami isu-isu yang menghadapi negara mereka.

Mengikut Jabatan Meteorologi, Astrologi dan Logi-logi Lain (MALLL), gegaran yang berukur 8.174 di skala Richter direkodkan pada Perhimpunan Agung UMNO yang lalu, disebabkan kesemua rakyat Malaysia menjerit “What The Fuck?!” pada masa yang sama.

Gegaran berukur di antara 6.2-7.6 direkodkan setiap kali Samy Vellu memberi kenyataan akhbar.

Warna

1) Warna Merah dan Putih melambangkan Teksi Malaysia, terutamanya teksi di Puduraya, yang dikenali seluruh dunia kerana tidak menggunakan meter.

Menurut pakar-pakar Feng Shui, Warna Merah juga boleh menarik perhatian Lembu Jantan (Bull), yang boleh meningkatkan prestasi Ekonomi Negara.

2) Warna Biru melambangkan Warna Biru, satu-satunya warna yang boleh dikatakan mengandungi unsur-unsur kebiruan.

3) Warna Kuning tidak melambangkan apa-apa.






Thursday, April 05, 2007

Sila daftar di sini

In The Star today.

Bloggers may have to register

Bloggers using locally hosted websites may be asked to register with the authorities, Deputy Energy, Water and Communications Minister Datuk Shaziman Abu Mansor said.

Now, can the government get any dumber than this?

While you're at it why don't you get the rakyat to register first before they flush the jamban? The minister can visit jambans all over the country to do that. After all they are paid with the rakyat's money to do the job.

Setuju YB?

I agree with Rocky and Marina.

"Ahirudin Attan of Rocky's Bru said the move to compel local bloggers to register was effectively the Government trying to control what Malaysians were writing online."

"Marina Mahathir, a blogger and activist, said the Government really should "get real." She said the move "is just going to make Malaysia look ridiculous in the eyes of the world."